The Rat’s Entrails Inn - Good Food Served Here

My other Snirk drives a very large paper aeroplane

BOGG!

DON’T TOUCH THE BUTTON!

All alone in the far reaches of space... just three thousand alien warships for company...

Excuse me, there’s a Mexican Guitarist in my lift!

King Plonk Rules Ok!

Instructions: 1) Touch the button 2) View site 3) Buy Bogg! 4) Read 5) laugh 6) wonder what it was all about 7) laugh 8) read again 9) repeat steps 6 to 9 until the Mexican Guitarists in your lift either a) stop smiling or b) stop playing the same song

DON’T TOUCH THE BUTTON!